Follow the Crumbs ...

Today’s Foodism: It’s No Horror Movie . . . It’s Just Celery

Frank Hubbard

You’ve heard that awful “crunch crunch crunch” in your head as you chew. If your life were a horror movie, the sound would be Big Foot stomping through the forest, snapping twigs underfoot as he made haste towards unsuspecting campers. The sound is deafening and can be heard for miles. Well, okay, maybe not miles, but its echo can certainly be heard even when you chew with your mouth closed. I applaud your efforts at quietude, but you will likely fail at that. It’s celery; that’s what it does.

 

Advertisements

Care to comment?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: