You know, there are a lot of stuff-your-face food eating competitions out there. Pork Roll Eating Contest. The World Tamale Eating Championship. Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. The Glutton Bowl, for heaven’s sake. I don’t know about you, but I would much rather enjoy my food by actually tasting it, not inhaling it. While it may be true for some things in life, when it comes to eating, I don’t feel the need for speed.